Today while surfing net I came across a good blog. It is from a student of iim l.
Its good.
Apart from this I also joined india.blogstreet.com.
I would be going back to IIMS tomorrow.
So enjoy life....
Aditya
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Another Funny Joke...
Ek bar ek showroom mein salesman ke liye interview
ho rahe the. Ek ladka Bhi interview dene ayaa.ladke ko
angrezi aati nahin thi, to usko manager ne reject kar
diya. Ladke ne manager se kaha, aapko sale se matlab
hona chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance dein,
agar sale badh jaye to salary dena nahi to hata dena.
Manager ko baat janch gayi. Ladke ko Naukari par rakh
liya gaya. Phir kya tha, doosare din se hi sale
dugani, teesare din tiguni aurr daily sale badne lagi.
Showroom ke malik ko pata laga, usne manager se
kaha, is naye ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom
par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod
bech raha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer
se deal karte dekhne lagaa. ladke ne fishing-rod bech
di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka
bola Rs.800/-. yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes
dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing
karne jayenge? ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,
customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.Ab ladke ne
kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap
bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega,customer ne cap bhi
kharid li.
Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar
karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer , biscuits, bhi
le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola
machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? yeh ek Rs.100/-
ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid
li. ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush
hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa tha
aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.
Ladka bola, woh aadmi to"Carefree sanitary pack"
khridane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par
kya karega, Machchli pakad.
angrezi aati nahin thi, to usko manager ne reject kar
diya. Ladke ne manager se kaha, aapko sale se matlab
hona chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance dein,
agar sale badh jaye to salary dena nahi to hata dena.
Manager ko baat janch gayi. Ladke ko Naukari par rakh
liya gaya. Phir kya tha, doosare din se hi sale
dugani, teesare din tiguni aurr daily sale badne lagi.
Showroom ke malik ko pata laga, usne manager se
kaha, is naye ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom
par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod
bech raha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer
se deal karte dekhne lagaa. ladke ne fishing-rod bech
di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka
bola Rs.800/-. yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes
dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing
karne jayenge? ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,
customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.Ab ladke ne
kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap
bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega,customer ne cap bhi
kharid li.
Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar
karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer , biscuits, bhi
le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola
machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? yeh ek Rs.100/-
ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid
li. ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush
hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa tha
aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.
Ladka bola, woh aadmi to"Carefree sanitary pack"
khridane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par
kya karega, Machchli pakad.
Nice Jokes
Here are some nice jokes I found today.
Best of Sardar. . .
Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?because his doctor advised
him "Todays dinner should be light"
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?because his doctor advised
him "Todays dinner should be light"
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
PS: No offense meant. Its just for entertainment.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
A Nice Site with some classic work photoshoped..... Must See
Here is another great site with a competition on editing classic Images with Photoshop to produce some nice images featuring Aliens and monsters of Hollywood Movies in them. And the result is great. I enjoyed.
Its not meant for weaker heart persons.
Enjoy
Aditya
Vote for the top 99 Women for 2006 at askmen.com
Now you got the chance to vote for the top 99 Celebrity for 2006. Just visit and start voting.
Enjoy and do vote for Aishwarya Rai.
Bye
Aditya
Friday, November 11, 2005
How to send sms to hutch UP east number without a mobile
Goto
http://www.hutch.co.in/uttarpradesh/ourservices/cellmail.asp
And send the sms. Also you can try this :
"Now Hutch brings the most affordable and easiest way to stay in touch
- Hutch M@il. As a Hutch subscriber in Uttar Pradesh (East) your
friends can now send you an SMS - without even using a mobile phone,
from wherever they are. All they need to do is type in their message
and send it as e-mail.
Send Hutch M@il from e-mail account
For sending a mail to a Hutch phone subscriber in Uttar Pradesh (East)
from any e-mail account, type in the e-mail address as
mobilenumber@upeast.hutch.co.in " ---- taken from Hutch Website.
Enjoy
Aditya
Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Two Fun Sites
Today I found two funfilled sites, which are not more than pranks but
are cool enough to be visited.
They are :
1. www.crush007.com
2. www.passwordprank.com
A word of caution : Check it out before sending the links to anyone
cause it also reveals your mail id to your victim. Visit them and you
will find out what I mean to say.
Enjoy
Aditya
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