Monday, November 20, 2006

I believe

I believe that the sun shines after the rain
I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain
I believe in not doing things the easy way
I believe that being selfish doesn’t pay

I believe in a second chance
I believe in a life long romance
I believe there is life after death
And standing up to a life of mess

I believe something good comes from something bad
I believe that for tears of happiness there are tears of sad
I believe everyone has a guardian angel
And the good you do will be rewarded well

I believe sometimes there is no explanation
I believe money can't buy people's affection
I believe you don't know what you've got until it's gone
I believe a new day arrives with every dawn

I believe that God watches over us
I believe the little things are worth the fuss
I believe you have each friend for a reason
I believe you will get punished for treason

I believe absence makes the heart grow fonder
I believe you will lose if you sit and wonder
I believe every experience teaches you a lesson
And nothing cures better then a drinking session

I believe everyone has one true love
I believe sometimes we need a little shove
I believe the whole world is a stage
I believe we only get better with age

I believe that to learn you have to live
I believe that to love someone you have to give
I believe one moment can change your life
And there's still help when you’re in strife

I believe everyone has one true friend
I believe love helps a broken heart mend
I believe in the power of a song
And things will change before too long


I believe to always look on the bright side
I believe that life is just one big ride
I believe when I die people will grieve
But it’s ok because I believe

Gmail on Mobile

I tried the new Gmail Program which allows to access the mails on your mobile using GPRS at the fastest speed of the same gmail.

All you need to do is to download the Java Application from your Cell phone by going to wap site : gmail.com/apps and download the Java Application for your Cell Phone.

Now you will access the Gmail by using Java and believe me its fastest and also best.

You can also send mails and delete useless mails by pressing the keypads. Its cool.
Now don't miss your mails even if you don't have access to your Computer.

Note : I used the gmail on my Sony W550i using Hutch Connection and its great. I don't need to use Internet for all these mails now.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Complete Text of Rig Veda and other Sacred books

Today I stumbled upon a link which contains the complete text of Rig Veda translated in English along with other Sacred books text of different religions.

Try it and you will love it.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/rigveda/index.htm

Aditya

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Little Tommy

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn’t kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying.

Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little
Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?” Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. “Well, then,” she replies, “was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?” Little Tommy looks at her and says, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.”

Intelligence

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani were arrested for consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.”

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Sardar replied.

“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”

“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back” !!!

KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDAR KA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO

GPRS Setting of Hutch

This text is taken from Hutch Website for easy refrence. You can get the same from the following link :

http://hutch.in/PlanetHutch/PlanetHutch_settings.asp

Sony Ericsson

Setting GPRS and MMS on your phone is easy. Just send SE as an SMS to 123. You'll receive an SMS with the applicable settings, which you have to save on your handset.

Note:
Customers in Maharashtra and Goa can send GPRS N as an SMS to 123, to recieve the settings.

Alternatively, you can configure remote settings by logging on to
http://www.hutch.in/planethutch/planethutch_remotesettings.asp

But if you're using any of the latest models like W550i or higher, you'll be required to set up your phone manually.

GPRS Settings

a) Go to Menu > Connectivity > Data Communication > Data Accounts
b) Now choose New Account and select Account Type as GPRS data
c) Enter New Account as Hutch_GPRS
d) Then fill up the fields below:
APN: portalnmms
Username: ______
Password: ______

e) Click on Save



Once you're done, go back to Connectivity and:
a) Select Internet Settings and go to Internet Profiles
b) Select New Profile and enter name: Hutch_GPRS
c) Connect using Hutch_GPRS
d) Save the settings and return to Internet Profiles
e) Now under Hutch_GPRS, select more and go to Settings
f) Now enter the following details:
Connect using: Hutch_GPRS
Internet Mode: http
Use Proxy: Yes
IP Address: 10.10.1.100
Port No.: 9401
Username: _____
Password :_____

g) Once you have entered all the details, click on Save
h) Now go to advance settings from the more options again
i) Select Change Homepage option and enter the following details:
Name: Hutch_GPRS
Address: http://www.hutchworld.co.in/

j) Now click on Save.
k) Go back to Internet Profiles and select Hutch_GPRS

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MMS Settings
To manually set up MMS on your phone, follow these simple steps:
a) Go to Menu > Connectivity > Data Communication > Data Accounts
b) Now choose New Account and select Account Type as GPRS data
c) Enter New Account as Hutch_GPRS
d) Then fill up the fields below:
APN: portalnmms
Username: _____
Password :_____
Save.

e) Now go to Messaging and select Settings.
f) Go to Picture messages and select Internet profiles
g) Select New profile and enter the following details:
Name: Hutch_MMS
Connect Using: Hutch_MMS
IP Address: 10.10.1.100
Username: ____
Password: ____

h) Now click on Save.
i) Now return back to Picture Messages menu
j) Enter the Message Server Address: http://mms1.hutchworld.co.in/mms/save

Three Smiling Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened.

First body: “Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector”, says the Coroner.

Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?” “Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one: Santa Singh, age 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.

“He thought he was having his photo taken.”