Some more Jokes...... (No Offense Please)

1. Once santa goes to banta's house for takin a bath as the water is not there in banta's house after takin a bath banta comes to santa and says
"yaar tera bathroom toh bahut aacha hai par bath tub bahut chota hai " on this santa replies
"yaar to phir bath tub ki jage toilet ki seat me naha kar aaya "

2.Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghar dekha
hai.....!

3.If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"

Laloo Applying for Microsoft

Laloo snt his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates


Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

Bad Time and more of it !!!!

These three days were bad for me. as on monday I was very much upset due to attitude of Mummy. She just scolded me for nothing as I was correct and she just wanted to scold me.

After then I was very much upset whole day.

Today I also had a very bad time as I am asked by someone not to talk again and this is bad for me. Hope I will recover from everything and I fear that in this process I will definetly become bad.

I might love that.

Google Notebook

Today I was looking on various services provided by google other than search, mail, blog, picasa which I use generally and I found this Google Notebook. This service will provide the facility to me to add online note by the browser which can be accessed on any computer.

That means that I can save bookmarks along with other details and or different type of text material which I can use from cyber cafe also.

I have downloaded the mozila firefox extention and it says that it will start working after I close all the Firefox Instances and then Restart the browser.

So I will try it and I hope that it will also ease my work as other google services has done.

Once more thanks Google.

Webiste Address is : Google Notebook

Invertia 2007

The Invertia 2007 is over now.It was on 28th and 29th of April 2007.

I don't know from where to start. So lets start with the preperation of the Invertia. It started from tuesday i.e. 17th April for me because before than that I was not involved in any of the committee. I first joined the Quiz committee and then The Core Committee under Ghosh Sir. I was also the member of the Stage Committee and the Song Committee. The real work started from 24th April and the next 2 days were damm hectic. I along with Gaurav Arora, Karishma and Anjulika spend lots of time for preparing and doing various things for Invertia. Ashish Shukla and Ashish Sharma were a bit busy with Ashish Shukla's NCFM exam (Which he qualified) but after the exam was over they helped me a lot infact they took a lot of my work on their shoulders.

Neha Maheshwari was also with us on the committee and she with her presence makes things lighter.

Invertia Day 1: Krishna Night

This was a boring day as there was a lot to do with no fun. We have to watch all the events from Back Stage and this was also very boring. The Krishna Night was not as good as I was expecting. Also today I was unable to give much time to my friend who was a bit angry with me for the same. I was too busy with the work of various committees I joined (Which I joined because from 23rd till 27th April She didn't came to college and I was alone those days so to kill boredome I joined the committees). Anyway after 3 pm I left the work of committees and gave my full time to my friend which I think made her a bit happy after all. In night I came back at 12 midnight ( I went to college in morning at 7 am). And I had to go to college back next day in the morning at 7 am again. Anyway with the helps from my friends Ashish Shukla, Sharma, Anjulika, Gaurav Arora, Karishma I was able to be free a bit from much of the tasks.

I also took part in Ad Mad Show and Won first prize.

Invertia Day 2 : Star Night and Mr. & Ms. Invertia Event

This is supposed to be a good day but it also came out to be boring. The initial time was not very much important for me as I have to conduct a quiz and it went fine. After the quiz I went for the Treasure hunt but Its organising committee were not working good so we left it in mid point. After that we worked a while for the stage and similar committees and in night we went for the Main Stage of the star Night.

The star performers were : Naveen Prabhakar, Kunal Gunjanwala, Preeti Jingyaniya, Udita Goswami and Kashmira Shaw. I met with Naveen Prabhakar and Kunal Gunjanwala in the back stage and had a photo with both of them and with Others I was just able to meet because they didn't permitted to have photo.

The show was fine and I enjoyed it with Ashish Shukla at the VVIP area where not many of my friends were able to come.

At night I reached my hostel at 3:45 am. Then I slept and waked on 30th at 10:30 am. This was the overview of the time spent during invertia where we had fun, sorrows and a lot of other masti but no study ofcourse.

BITWise 07 Enigma Quiz of IIT Kharagpur

Today I found out this very interesting quiz. Its difficult but still it is great for persons like me.

It has 25 levels and I am currently struck with level 18 and I hope I will sooner beat this level.

This quiz is actually meant for technical persons. So if you think you have good technical skills then go ahead and try to crack it.

The link is : Enigma Quiz and for Hints go to the discussion forum at : Discussion Forum

So Best of luck. If you need clues till Level 18 I am there.

Bye for now.....
Aditya

EDIT : I have also cracked Enigma 2010, the hints to Enigma 2010 are : Enigma 2010 Solutions & Hints

Jokes

Pateint: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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Patient: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Patient: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Husband: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Wife: Koun si film thi ?
Husband: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: For you and your parents

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a boy and a girl of class 1 ..
boy to mam - mam kya bachcho ke bhi bachche hote hai ??
mam- no .. impossible !!
boy to girl - dekha tum faltoo me paresaan ho rahi thi .


Beta - papa aapko cancer hai to sabko aids kyun batate hain ?
Papa- taki mere jane ke baad koi teri maa par buri najar na dale