Dear Mr. Bill Gates (An innocent letter of Banta Singh to Bill Gates)

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have
bought a computer for our home and we found problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open
e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in
Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears,
but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed
appears, but we face this problem only in password
field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and
he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with
password *****. I request you to check this as we
ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the
'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop"
button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my
friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we
request you to change that to "sit", so that we can
click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in
system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter
at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot
for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to
trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect
my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG
to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money
for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when
are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide
that?

Best regards,

Banta Singh

My Live Signature

Its a great site providing you the service of creation of your signature online through a wizard or by scanned image.

My Live Signature

Its font collection is good also there is some color choice available. And I have created one signature for me.

This is my signature. Try yourself its nice.

Trivias

1.I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect in this world, and therefore I'm perfect.!!!
2.If I save time, when do I get it back?
3.Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
4.Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
5.The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
6.As I said before, I never repeat myself.
7.I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
8.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
9.If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly
are the others here for?
10.Your future depends on your dreams...So go to sleep!!!
11.Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting!!!!!

Some more Jokes...... (No Offense Please)

1. Once santa goes to banta's house for takin a bath as the water is not there in banta's house after takin a bath banta comes to santa and says
"yaar tera bathroom toh bahut aacha hai par bath tub bahut chota hai " on this santa replies
"yaar to phir bath tub ki jage toilet ki seat me naha kar aaya "

2.Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghar dekha
hai.....!

3.If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"

Laloo Applying for Microsoft

Laloo snt his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates


Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

Bad Time and more of it !!!!

These three days were bad for me. as on monday I was very much upset due to attitude of Mummy. She just scolded me for nothing as I was correct and she just wanted to scold me.

After then I was very much upset whole day.

Today I also had a very bad time as I am asked by someone not to talk again and this is bad for me. Hope I will recover from everything and I fear that in this process I will definetly become bad.

I might love that.

Google Notebook

Today I was looking on various services provided by google other than search, mail, blog, picasa which I use generally and I found this Google Notebook. This service will provide the facility to me to add online note by the browser which can be accessed on any computer.

That means that I can save bookmarks along with other details and or different type of text material which I can use from cyber cafe also.

I have downloaded the mozila firefox extention and it says that it will start working after I close all the Firefox Instances and then Restart the browser.

So I will try it and I hope that it will also ease my work as other google services has done.

Once more thanks Google.

Webiste Address is : Google Notebook